Don't Push Me, Cuz I'm Close to the Edge...

One more week and Hofstra Summer Camp is over...but I think I'm going to lose it before then. Originally I had nine 8-year-old boys in my group, all bad or annoying in their own way. Elliot and Tommy have their little tiny things every once in a while that's not worth mentioning. Anthony is impatient, Robby plays too much and cries for nothing, and Richie fights for no reason...but these are just minor things; them I can tolerate because their faults aren't often. On the next level is Spencer, Julian, Fabrice, and Joshua. Spencer's lil fat behind is just plain nasty. Every five minutes he's talking about doo doo, tryna kiss the guys, just plain annoying the shit out of everybody in the group. Julian's voice alone is enough to make me lose my mind; he sounds like he's whining but that's his regular voice. That and he likes to ignore me, I think he's starting to get the hint that I'm going to punch him in his freaking mouth if he keeps playing with me. Freaking Fabrice is just simply hardheaded...makes no dang sense. Now Joshua, this guy cries at the drop of a freaking hat. He comes crying to me all the time talking about somebody hit him when it turns out it was by mistake and he knew that too. Besides that he tried to tell me what I NEED to do on multiple occasions...actually it might have been just once but that one time was enough to piss me off like no other. I basically asked him " who in the world you think you talking to?" and that was enough to help him fix his face. Compared to this week though, I had it made in the shade. Fabrice left with the end of the last session and a new kid got added on. Well he's new to the group but Robert Peskoff isn't hardly new to the camp. He used to be in my friend Joe's group and he pissed me off then; how do you think I feel now? No lie, it literally took me fifteen minutes to get this kid inside after my group already left. As soon as we get outside this guy drops his bag wherever he freaking wants, kicks off his shoes, and takes off running...never in the direction the group is going though. He's one of those kids that thinks he can do whatever he wants and nobody can tell him any different. I mean I'll see if he still feels the same way after I fracture his jaw ::cheesing::. There's so many things I want to do to this kid it's not even funny. I tried to trip him while he was running but Joe wouldn't let me (jerk). The other day I was going to take the water that dripped into this cup and throw it in his face but I didn't have enough to do it by the time we left. And the other counselors know not to let me have any balls in my possession while I'm near him because I will launch it at the back of his head and laugh in his face when he's trying to get up. But you know what, Robbie is not nearly as bad compared to my new kid Kobe. Kobe is a manipulator and thinks I don't know, but guess what sucka I DO. And he talks to you like you're stupid. His old counselor (who I cannot stand) tells me "Oh you have Kobe? He's a handful, you'll have trouble with him." I told her straight up, "No see I scream on my kids when they act up, you just lollygag." Little muthaf'er don't know that I'll knock the shit outta him...or have Richie do it lol...naa I'll do it; I've been told I need anger management classes anyway, maybe this way I can go for free. If you hear that I got arrested for assault, you know why.

The "Family" Meeting

Had a "family" meeting last night to discuss reasons why my sister and I aren't fans of my father's girlfriend. This so-called family consists of my two younger sisters, Tiffany and Domonique, my dad, my brother (not biological), Sean, and then Gina, the girlfriend. Let's start with some background information. Gina and my dad have been together for the past, mmm I don't know, let's say fifteen years. Basically I don't like her annnd she's dumb. I don't like her because of the way she used to treat Tiff for the majority of the years that we went to my dad's house. She always did things for us but it seemed like everything she did for Tiff was forced. She's even said multiple times, "I do a lot for you girls, for your father," which is basically saying I do things for ya'll to make myself look good in your father's eyes. So even with me I felt like she did things because she really wanted a girl, which she also admitted to. She's dumb for a whole other reason though. My dad has another girlfriend who, contrary to what Tiff and I thought, she knew nothing about up until a few months ago. Even so she thought he was cheating on her since basically forever, doing stakeouts and bugging my dad's car (pure comedy to me). Besides that she talks mad shit, saying that she's going to leave him all the time if she found out that he was cheating, which would be fine by me. Wellll clearly she isn't going anywhere. But anyway about two months ago, out of rage. my dad told her that Tiff and I hate her guts; completely not true, we don't like her, but we don't hate her. Now that almost ruined our relationship with our brother and sister, which was the thing that bothered me. That and the fact that Tiff and I were the bad guys for something that we never even said. According to Sean he knew nothing about this situation, but when we called him and let a message for his birthday Gina calls my dad saying, "That was nice of the girls but Sean doesn't feel like being bothered." And then Domonique goes to the camp I work at and was just giving me attitude for no reason. As far as a relationship with Gina goes, if one doesn't exist I couldn't care less. Well turns out Sean never said that, he didn't even get the message because he didn't have his phone. And Domonique is only nine so she feeds off of how her mother reacts to things, and Gina is very childish. So we had this little stupid meeting at the park and I have to be reeeeaalll honest with you, I almost laughed in Gina's face when I first saw her; she dyed her hair blonde or something so she looks like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz, just as she did a few days before when I saw her but every time you she it is like the first time. Anyway at the meeting everybody said their peace, well Gina more than anybody else (freaking talked forever). I was extremely proud of myself czu there were many times when I was going to say something, but that would have made the situation worse, so for my dad's sake I kept it to myself. He's not always so lucky though. Anyway the conversation ended on good terms with the exception of Gina's unnecessary comment to my father ("I'll hug the girls but I'm not hugging you"...really though? and in front of Domonique, who copies everything her mother does? and she did, so she wouldn't hug my dad after she already did before her mother's comment...shame) and Domonique's comment to my dad (a simple "calm down" but nobody in their right mind is going to say that to their parents). Domonique's attitude and personality was another issue that was brought up, but that's another topic for another day. As far as I'm concerned I still don't like Gina. Luckily for her I'm nonchalant person most of the time so if she's around it's watev. Just hope she doesn't thing we're friends now....sorry.

it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES

"If This Is What 2008 Girls Are Like I Want To Go Back To '07"

Woooow...is the only word I can use to sum up the circus that I witnessed yesterday. This story is about the same guy I talked about yesterday, so let's give him a name...we'll call him Eric. Yesterday Eric had a barbecue, which I was debating if I should go since he pissed me off the other day but I was with his "sister", Candace, so I had no choice. I'm glad I went though. From what I've previously been told, he has this girl, Lisa, who's pretty much in love with him that he has absolutely no intentions of being with and has told her this IN FRONT of people on numerous occasions. Well she was there last night all hugged up on him until she got fed up with him since he was calling her another girl's name all night. Eventually he was brought upstairs since he was so done off. The entire night he was either making references towards me or his ex-girlfriend, who he's still in love with, and on top of that he was disrespecting Lisa the entire time. Mind you, she was taking care of him and cleaning up his throw up. Did she leave though? No. She acted like she was because he tried to kiss me in front of her then smacked her right after, but as my girls and I soon found out, her attempt at leaving was a part of her "show". She came back in like a half hour only for him to tell everybody, "I get pussy all the time from whoever I want, including you." The whole smack in the face would have been the last straw for me but that right there was just outrageous. She's lucky it was just us girls that were around because his friends would have hyped it up and made it worse. Eventually you couldn't feel sorry for her because for one, I heard her say something to the effect of, "I'm the only one and everybody knows that". Well lady you might want to tell Eric that because he clearly thinks otherwise. Besides that, supposedly this isn't the first time he's treated her like this. My thing is, what are you still sticking around for? You know he's never going to "wife" you and he's going to keep disrespecting you because you are condoning it by always coming back. As far as I am concerned, last night was pure comedy to me. Candace gave me absolute permission to go off on him today but I could care less so much that I can't even be fake mad about the situation. However, I WILL bring it up when he says something that irritates me, which is often so I will have to break it up in pieces. All I know is that I hope I never get like that over a guy. In the words of Candace, "If this is what 2008 girls are like I want to go back to '07."

it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES

Who's Getting the Last Laugh?

So yesterday this guy I'm talking to (well thinks we are) tells me he's going to stop by. He gives me no time frame and I wasn't dressed so I get up and get ready in case he come anytime soon. By the time I'm finished I see he sent me an instant message saying come outside. The dialogue continues with, "coming"..."hurry up"..."don't rush me". Now by the time I put my shoes on and get outside this dude pulls off. He claims I took to long. Does this sound ridiculous to anybody else? Now my thing is first I took no more than 5 minutes to come outside, which he's lucky for even that since I didn't know when he was coming and I typically don't move for another 10 minutes. Second he randomly dropped by, you can't just be doing things like that anymore. What if I was in the middle of doing something. Once again, he's lucky I was even ready that quick. Come to find out, he tells a mutual friend about this event and she says she was convinced he was waiting for at least an hour. This is just one reason why I could never be with this guy. Good thing for me, I'm just talking to him for my entertainment. I know that's wrong and messed up and I completely agree with that and I wouldn't do it...if it was someone else. But this man is cocky, arrogant, and thinks the world revolves around him, so I feel no remorse. Plus I'm completely convinced he just wants to fuck me...too bad it's never happening.

it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES