Recklessness

Want to hear something funny? So Raggedy-Ann hits me up last night saying that he saw me the other day and that I lied to him and said I was no longer in Philly, which never happened. I have no reason to lie to him and if I did tell him I was back in NY it was probably the weekend I went home, which was probably the case, but since he's a weed head he more than likely couldn't decipher everything I said. But that's not the funny part. The funny part is this idiot suggested that we participate in an extra-curricular activity together; specifically "hot summer sex". "LMAO right," was my response. His response, "So does that mean yes?" See what I mean...weed head. I told him it means "you're not serious with your life." You know what this man had the nerve to say to me? " Oh ok, that means yes because you don't have self control, so what time should I come?" I had to stop and really laugh at the boldness of this human. (And I do have self control...just got it, but that 's beside the point.) By the time I regained my composure I confessed that he could come anytime he wanted but suggested that he bring something for him to get comfortable in the lobby of my apt with. He didn't even get offended...shows how much of a derf he knows he is. He kept insisting that he come over until I told him I was on my period then all of sudden it was, "I don't care. I just want to kick it." So you badger me for at least 45 minutes about having sex when you really just want to chill...right, and I'm a dumb white man from Texas. So my pride, my common sense, and devious side argued with each other as to what I should do. Either let him come over to prove that I do have self control, tell his behind to stay home, or let him sit in the lobby for hours while I claim every few minutes that I'm coming to let him in. But then he went off on a tangent, telling me that he just got a dog. 1. I don't care 2. I don't like dogs and 3. I don't care. And I told him all three of my feelings so that's where the conversation ended (thank you). Even to this moment I don't know which part of me would have won that argument but I'm happy that I never had to come up with a conclusion in the end. I'll probably hear from his behind in another few days since he unfortunately keeps popping up. ::rolling my eyes:: What joy!

it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES