Monday, August 18, 2008

What the Heeeellll??

Soooo I got my braces off today. Yaaay, yaaay...blah, blah, blah, wateva. You know those suckers weren't even going to take them off. I'm sitting there in the chair, after waiting a freaking hour, and the head orthodontist comes over and tells his assistant some b.s. about doing some adjustments to my rubberbands. I said what the hell?! So I told her quick that I was told that I was getting them off today. She asked me a few more questions and then realized that Dr. Bythewood was a little off his rocker today. Then I had to wait another half hour to finally get done what I should have in the first place. For anybody that wants to know if the process hurts the answer is yes and no. For the most part it doesn't, but they had to scrape off the glue which felt like I was getting my teeth pulled on my bottom middle teeth. That was enough pain to settle for having my braces on forever. It feels weird without them though. If you've ever had gum and stuck it underneath your top lip to act like it was a grill or braces when you were a kid (clearly I have lol), then you know how I'm feeling right now. I haven't felt my gums in almost five years so it's probably going to take me a week or so to get used to it. Now don't even get me started on the positioner. Besides the fact that it tastes like rubber (that can be fixed), I CAN'T FREAKING TALK. The fricking thing is like a mouth guard. Maaan this isn't looking good for me. I'm not supposed to wear it if I know I'm going to be talking alot. Well looks like I won't be wearing it.

it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES

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