Wednesday, April 23, 2008

...Goodness Knows

Once again,in the saga of the life that is called Brittanee Charles, I've come across some disturbing sights today. Now you know, I'm minding my business walking down the street when I hoped my eyes were deceiving me, it was Raggedy Ann all hugged up on some chick, looking like they were both sad to see each other go. So I'm thinking, "I'm just going to see this dude everyday now." But no, to my joy and dismay, it wasn't him...in fact child was a girl. Now see I didn't realize she was a girl until I was right in front of her. All I could say was, "Goodness knows." For those that don't know, that means, "Oh my gosh!" Now see it didn't stop there. No, in fact my good people, I saw a few of these things in the next hour. Ummm I say "things" because I'm not sure as to what they would like to be called. Not a homophobe or trying to be rude, but don't want to offend anyone by calling them a "she" when they want to be called a "he" or "he" when they want to be called "she"...you get my drift. But then the cake wasn't taken just yet. I walked out of my apartment and what did I see? That's my word it was a drag queen. I actually think this girl was really a girl...but child was a monster. When I say monster I don't mean she was ugly, I mean she was big and tall...just huge in general. Speaking of people being ugly; goodness knows, did I see a bad looking child at dinner? Okay, enough of that czu I'm starting to sound really superficial and that's not me at all but it was bothering me.

Off topic thought of the day: I'm currently listening to Fall Out Boy's "Dance,Dance" and I can see why drummers' arm are mad toned. I always imitate the drums and my arms are killing me right now.

Awww man, this just happened so second off topic thought: Anybody that has the "Make a Baby" application on Facebook should know what I'm talking about. I requested for this guy that I used to talk to to be my baby's godfather and he's complaining, talking about "na, I want to be the baby's daddy". No negro you can not. If I wanted you to be the baby's father then you would have been around for the creation. Were you? no...so what does that tell you. I'm telling you man, dudes these days.
In conclusion, gays are the funniest people ever though


...it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES

1 comment:

Teeny V. said...

lmao ur not nice...u can't be saying these things on the internet britt...watch one day a group of Drag Queens will be waiting for you around the corner.