Marie Scutt: My Favorite Professor

Let's start off by saying that I am not a fan of English. Never have been and probably never will be. But then what does that matter since I'm currently taking my last English class. Well let me tell you, it matters alot since I have to spend 3 more classes with a woman names Marie Scutt, who calls herself an Intellectual Heritage professor...no excuse me, she's a teacher. If you can't tell by now...I don't like her. I'm convinced that she believes she's teaching a 9th grade English class. Had the nerve to tell us that she's getting irritated that people are getting up TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!! Lady you better pish posh. You bet your bottom dollar ain't nobody cared worth 2 cents what she said. Then she has us in groups to figure out what a word means. Ok I'm exaggerating but still, usually when you have groups each group does a different portion of the questions right? Wrong, not with Ms. Scutt. She has everybody doing the same 400 questions then wants to get irritated when we're not done in 15 minutes. I mean really lady. Next to that I feel like I'm taking a history course every single class. Most of the ish she "discusses" are irrelavant facts that we really don't need to know for the course. She doesn't respond to emails and doesn't grade fairly on a midterm that's based on your OWN opinion. I think she thought after she told us it was based on our opinion that it was really based on hers. AAAANNNDDDD on top of all that, I can't really pay attention to anything she's talking about czu her "Color Purple" hairstyle is very distracting. Marie, I would really appreciate it if you would stop confusing the white people czu they thought we were out of slavery for a while now...don't think they're too sure anymore. But whatever, evaluations were today so she should be in for a rude awakening. I sign off with this last thought: Manipulation is a beautiful thing...I'll explain later.

...it's been real peoplez ---> DEUCES